Football Absurdity

We have officially crossed the one-third mark of the season and team identities are close to if not fully actualized. I would like to use this point of the season to do something fun and special: a way, dear lord it is way too early NFL Mock Draft. Everything will be based on current rankings, and I will not add in trades as they can be too hard to predict. That said let’s have fun with this and laugh about it once April hits. A special thanks to our editor for putting up with this monstrosity of an article. I promise I won’t do it again unless it performs well. Now let’s make some fan bases unhappy!