Battle Red Blog

By this time this year, I had planned to delve deep into Brock Oswelier's soul. I was also going regurgitate game-breaking Lamar Miller cutbacks, jukes and dekes for you to flap and flop around in. But I have not. This doesn't mean I have not been doing anything football related, though. I've been catching up on the draft. See, I don't watch college football. I think I watched a half of an Ole Miss game because their powder blue helmets are gorgeous. Other than that, I spent my Saturdays doing many other things. I love football. Yet I can only devote so much of my life and time to it. I can spend one day of the week letting the television rot my brain, but Saturday and Sunday is too much. To make up for this, I've been binge watching the draft prospects like the people on this planet trying to gorge on every episode of Game of Thrones so they can fit in once the new season starts. I've been reading the experts and watching the videos at Draft Breakdown. With a week until the big show on Thursday, the lesser show on Friday and the leftovers on Saturday, I am ready to go. The thing to do when you write about football and watch draft videos is to write a mock draft. Here is mine.